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Red Dead Redemption The Trailer Moseys Into Town

Written by Aaron Mitchell | Friday, 04 December 2009 00:35

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You saw the new trailer for Red Dead Redemption right? Because if you didn't I may have to hog tie you good, don't think I won't. I was a venture scout, I can do sheet bends and sheep shanks and all sorts of knots. I'll truss you up like a christmas holiday turkey. Then I might have to scalp you. All because of this trailer which has stabbed a needle in my arm and pumped the old west straight into my blood. When I watch this trailer I taste dusty sand on my lips, I feel my skin stretch on my cheeks from too much sun, I hear saddle leather creak as I adjust my weight in my chair.

You know reading back on this blog post, if it wasn't clear I was talking about a cowboy game, it'd all sound pretty deviant. But that's the old west way, when men where men and women were busty barmaids needing rescued from bad guys with twisty moustaches. Those were the days. Click through to watch the trailer in tatty old SD, but you should really click here instead and see it in HD.

Well if you're reading this then you're happy to see it in SD for now, ladies and gents, John Marsten