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Coming SOON: Gamers of Oz

Written by Peter Aitchison | Thursday, 18 February 2010 07:28

GAMERS
Hot on the heels of a hugely successful yet not as terrifying series, Gangs of Oz, comes the true story of the horror that is.... Gamers of Oz

  • GASP as you witness FIRST HAND the production of ICE - (in a fridge for the coca cola)
  • Experience a FLAMING first hand - (warning, flaming may contain mum jokes)
  • First hand accounts of CRACK - (duds ride down when you're on the couch too long)
  • Kidnappings - (of the controller when ya missus gets the shits)
  • Murders - (mostly of burgers, sometimes the occasional beer)
  • RAPE - (Noobz)
  • The ABSOLUTE HORROR of bad breathe from too much pizza.
Observe 14 year old tools leave notes containing threatening "Giv mah 18+ gamz KTHNXBAI" and politicians asking for Special Forces security and Wii-motes are being used in a threatening manner.
This IS: GAMERS OF OZ