When it comes to iconic video game characters fueled by pure undiluted awesome while maintaining respectable day jobs as civil servants, only one name comes to mind. Mike Haggar (seen above pile driving a shark).

But why is he the greatest mayor of all time? What trials did this Hercules body slam into oblivion to claim his title? Well listen close (to the below youtube video) and learn ye mortals, The Ballad of Mike Haggar.